insomniacakes

i. hate. hotel beds.

they're always stiff and hard.
and not in a good way either.

i'm so glad to be back home.

Finally got caught up on one of the AO3 Obey Me! stories I was reading and

holy fuck what an emotional roller coaster

I love it and hate it and love it again.

Now I gotta wait for more chapters to come out aaAAHH

Okay but
I am soft and squish. I am like perfect human pillow material.

That being said, if any of the boys wanted to use me as their pillow for a nap, I don't care if I get crushed under their dead weight,
So long as they're happy and relaxed (lookin' at you, Lucifer), then I'm happy.

until i gotta get up to pee and regain feeling in my leg, then it's a game of "Don't wake the sleeping demon/angel/human"

I took waaaaaaaaaaaaay too many screenshots of the Obey Me birthday thing today and I've gotta say
I love the messages and phone calls from it all.
I need to find a way to get them onto my computer so I can make room on my phone again.
Also the ACNH bday even?? I DIDN'T EXPECT MY PARTY TO BE AT BILL'S HOUSE. It was my character, Bill, Fuchsia and Clay and I couldn't quit smiling. Found two other people with a birthday today too. One on twitter and one on Splatoon 2. Also I really suck at Rainmaker but I'll still take Rainmaker over Tower Control at Moray Towers.

Anyway thank you everyone for the birthday wishes earlier! Made my day!

is my day of birth and i'm for once relaxed on it??
what kind of sorcery is this, this never happens.
anyway
uhh
idk love yourself and tell your enemies to swim in a bath of rusty forks or something.

FINALLY LISTENED TO DIAVOLO'S SONG AND???
PLEASE MAKE THEM ALL REAL SOMEHOW BECAUSE THIS MAN'S GOT ME FEELING THINGS
ALSO BELPHIE'S SONG?? YES IT'S SO QUIET I LOVE IT
BEEL'S? MAN'S GOT GOOD SET OF VOCAL CHORDS
i haven't listened to the rest yet BUT I WILL NOW.

Someone made a site that lets you make your music or whatever but it's hella meme worthy.

cant remember the site name to save my skin but i know whenever you start up your glorious creation, the audio clip "Don't you lecture me with your thirty dollar haircut" plays and then your creation

It's a glorious mess and I'm struggling to remember what notes sound like
should've paid more attention to scales practice when I was in percussion..

also i can't type well today. tf hands, work properly please.

WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEZE

Someone on my Twitter feed came up with an idea about if Hollywood made some weird-ass Obey Me! movie. So far the cast is as follows:

Lucifer played by Keanu Reeves
Mammon played by Michael B Jordan
Leviathan played by Michael Cera
Satan played by Ryan Gosling
Asmodeus played by Timothee Chalum
Beelzebub played by Tom Hardy
Belphegor played by Dylan O'Brien (2015)

Currently it's a toss up as to who played Diavolo, OP suggested The Rock but personally I can't see Diavolo being bald or The Rock wearing a wig.
Ryan Reynolds would be Solomon but with better cooking skills.

Barbatos, Simeon and Luke are so far the only roles not filled in. I said you may be able to find a rough lookalike for Luke, any blue-eyed yappin blonde chihuahua or something.

Barbatos seems hard. He's got that mysterious creepy charm to him that would be hard to find. And Simeon? Simeon seems easy and hard to find for lmao.

I hate having to navigate through shitty automated redirect systems on the phone. Especially the ones that ask you to verbally say who you're calling for/where you're calling for. It either doesn't pick up what you're saying at all or it catches something similar to what you said but hardly close to what you actually want. Fun times. Fun, fun times..

My Asmodeus theme is now on ThemeBeta for any Asmo simps out there. It isn't the best, I plan on making better ones as well as themes for all the other characters.

Not me making an Asmodeus theme for the chrome browser because I can't find a single decent one, no never. I wouldn't do that, I'm not that big of a simp for the guy, totally not. okay I totally am, it's hard to find decent chrome themes that don't hurt my eyes or look like poo.

I may not be able to draw very well but at least I booyah back dammit!

wHY can't i frickin draw good
like hands are hard, male bodies are hard, shading is hard. why is everything hard?
dammit, i just wanna me cool twitter artist but instead im a crappy splatoon player

I just realized Garticphone is free.. TIME TO BOTHER MY FRIENDS TO PLAY IT!

Me? Getting back into roleplaying? You bet your ass I am. What, it helps me with my writing. Plus I miss creating characters I'll never use again lmao.