My stove is as old as I am. Doesn't count as drinking alone anymore!
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Bed rest is boring as shit.
I have a strained SI joint. And drugs. So get ready for some "priceless" updates.
You don't lose food down your shirt, you're saving it for later.
Buying a trash can should not be so thrilling.
Moved into my new apartment!!!
Please remind me: Jello shots. Never again.
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