HelloThere

I have returned, but I wouldn't suggest expecting me to be on here a lot, which means any previous role play scenarios I've been in will probably be ignored. Not because I'm trying to be mean, but because I won't be active enough to reply. I'm trying to finish up some online classes and I can't be logging on regularly without getting distracted.
Also, I really just want a fresh start in this site. My first time on here was rather embarrassing and I'd just like to forget about it. I shared things I probably shouldn't have, and I'm eager to try it over. It's good to be back.

I have returned...

For what it is worth, I did have a fun time on this site. I just put things out there I'm embarrassed about now. Sucks I can't delete everything. Before I go, I'd like to say one more thing; I think that PeTA deserves to drink a gallon of raw milk for what they said about Steve Irwin. Nobody talks shit 'bout my childhood hero like that.

So, I just discovered while RPing on a separate website that the person I'm RPing with may be trying to get me to do some sort of...fetish RP. I'm very awkwardly having to ask them if that is the case and then I'll probably politely decline...shit my day got really weird all of a sudden...

Guess who's back, baby?

I have a whole slew of Photoshop puns just based around DW characters or their actors. I'm planning on making the biggest goddamn shitpost with these things it's going to be fuckin' epic!!

*Makes a circle of bread to summon the god*

I got up on the wrong side of bread this morning, I scraped off the burn.
So I think a offering to you is the yeast of my concern
It’s a challenge I guess to get a perfect amount of rise
But with my heat they’ll say the god was wheat out the skies
The Baking god has no kneed to face Flow,
For a god he’s not a whisk taker you dough?
Flow has talent, it’s something of a gift
Rhymes, puns, Oi do you even sift?

I'm working on an original RP... should be out in the next day or two.. In the meantime, have some delicious rye, my mortal brethren.

god-tier banner.

"Excuse me, are you going to finish that Croissant?"

if someone continues the song that follows this single lyric, you are truly amazing... actually not really. Sorry yo burst your bubble but it's honestly one of the most well known songs ever, so I won't be surprised:

Somebody...

As a god of baked goods, it is crucial that I drink tea as my main beverage as it goes along with many delicious pastries. What tea do you kind mortals suggest I moisten my communication organs with?

What do I have to sacrifice to you o mighty god of soufflés.

Hell yeah, everybody. What's up from the South side of Mount Olympus? Just chilling here with my father Zeus and my uncle Hades, you know how it be. You guys have a good day and delicious breads.