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a good song: Limeade in my Lungs by ellie melody
Hey
A bump "bumps" your post to the top of the list, so more people can see it. ^^
things that used to make me laugh: memes, jokes, things that are actually funny
things that make me laugh now: the thought of the fbi agent assigned to watch me being forced to stare at the roof of my cat's mouth as she bites my phone's camera
it's time for
(ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*:･ﾟ✧ DeRbY sToRiEs WiTh ToAsT ✧ﾟ･: *ヽ(◕ヮ◕ヽ)
so i had a game aboutttttt 2 weeks ago give or take
and my friend and i were i think coming off the track and back to the bench
and we were at that point where we were inevitably going to lose but we weren't dead yet so who cares
and we just
started singing the mario song
keep in mind this man is 18 now and is 4 and a half years older than me, a fetus
oh hi thanks for checking in i'm ?stiLla pIEce of gArbAgE?
welcome to vine spam with your favorite piece of toast
a potato flew around my room before you came
*S C R E A M I N G*
RPN has been acting up for me. I may not be able to respond as quickly as i'd like to, but i'll do whatever i can when the site does let me on. i'm not ignoring anyone, i promise! i was honestly on the verge of tears when it wouldn't work this is an issue
UPDATE: we're good now
i had a dream that i was back at camp. it was the skit night, and everything was going well, but then instead of having the closing campfire like we normally do bc tradition we sang the national anthem to a shooting star, which i thought made sense because everyone thought it was a shooting star but i knew what it was
it was thanos
thanos was flying across the sky holding loki
and we were singing the national anthem
my friend now refers to me and 2 of my other friends as her gaybies
me: *flicks brother's head*
brother: ow! what was that for?
me: existing
swiss cheese gives me anxiety
like why are there holes
so, as none of you know, i play roller derby. i'm on the junior league, and my coach, parents, and a few other parents are starting a new co-ed adult league. my coach is asking me to help teach them how to do it and i don't know how to feel about this
i'm gonna be slamming into adults twice my size that don't know what they're doing
help
i'm only used to slamming into people my size/smaller than me help
i can't believe how much i hate
pressures of a new place roll my way
jumpsuit, jumpsuit, cover me
jumpsuit, jumpsuit, cover me
i crumble underneath the weight
pressures of a new place roll my way
jumpsuit, jumpsuit, cover me
jumpsuit, jumpsuit, cover me
fren: can i eat peanut butter through a straw
me: no it's too thick it'll get stuck
fren: too late i have a straw half full of peanut butter now
me: wow you got peanut butter stuck in a straw just like i told you wow good job it's stuck there now
fren: i take that as a challenge
me: what no
fren: too late
me: why is this what we do
"stretch out your cows" -my coach 2k18
i burned pasta
fun fact: one time someone was bullying my friend and telling her to kill herself and when i asked her who she wouldn't give me any names because she was afraid i would actually hurt them because i was so mad
"will putting my orange sharpie in a pumpkin for 3 hours keep it from drying out" -me on google at 4 am
i just got back from a pride festival and holy crap it was so much fun. i met up with my GSA and some friends outside of that and bought a crap ton of tshirts and lets just say i'm broke now
I don't understand P!ATD and FOB. like no,, you are adult males and you can sing higher than me, an adolescent female. that is unnatural
yeah so i just got home from summer camp yesterday. i don't know what i did, but i either jammed, sprained, or fractured my finger -
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