STOP LEAVING ME ON READ I HAVE BETTER THINGS TO WORRY ABOUT THAN YOU ANSWERING MY 'Heyy wyd??' I HAVE A LIFE STOP RUINING IT
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someone be my sugar mommy/daddy plZ
Me: wow the text that this person sent me sure is aggravating
Me: let me read it 70 more times
hello yes it me i am back did u miss this?? haha kms
i think sometimes the most awful feeling is when you're ignored and are so frustrated that you just wanna throw a tantrum. wanna fuckin scream to the high heavens. break shit. #mood
IT'S @AlmostSuspicious 'S BIRTHDAY TODAY Y'ALL YOU SHOULD WISH HIM BC HE'S LEGAL AND CAN GO TO STRIP CLUBS NOW
my dad just called and said he misses watching anime with me gotta go the tears are coming
when u cop that new outfit 'nd feelin fly afView attachment 158916
milk is so good dude like my bloodstream is prolly 90% strawberry nesquik
there has never been a day that i haven't successfully eaten myself into a coma
so I'm wearin' ghost boxers right, they have tiny ghosts on them that say trick or treat
I'm walkin' to the kitchen to make myself some good ass tea, as one does
Now I'm thinking, "ok, Halloween is just around the corner. What am I gonna be?"
Obviously, Ghost Busters pops into my head and I start singing
Tea just boiled, life is great, and when I get to the 'Who you gonna call?' part, I angered God probably
because I screamed 'GHOST BOXERS' and in that moments the kettle fell, hot water went everywhere, slipped on that shit, hit my head on the tiles, and bruised my ass real good. Moral of the story:
have a pun? keep that shit to yourself
Amen
anyone: *does/says something nice 2 me*
me: i. am. in. love.
when dat boi follows u #blessup #godisreal #squad
wanna test if the speakers in your car/headphones are working? Listen to this with the volume & bass all the way up!
if they worked before, they won't now.
good song tho, totally worth it
ok this 'recent profile visitor' thing is really fucking me up because now I can't casually stalk someone without having good reason to do so and honestly I'm not here for that. i feel attacked
i am wildly in love with nai sorry #clichégays.
so, what exactly does the community reputation represent?
How are ya' faring, ya' old chap?
smokestacks
Ava's Demon is a masterpiece
go ahead and cry little girl, nobody does it like you do.
I'ma sucker for you.
I'm a sucker for making cliche characters in non-detailed rp's
a family favorite
girl, you stole my heart, but you're too fuckin' young -
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