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  capMARVELOUS

• Nov 28, 2023

anthropomorphized woodland creatures with unnatural fur colors wearing sneakers and exhibiting superhuman physical capabilities? sure, whatever. genetically modifying one of those woodland creatures with alien dna in an attempt to engineer an ultimate immortal lifeform? yeah, okay. time- and space-warping powers granted to whomever collects a full set of seven magical rocks? why not? but erroneously animating an H&K MP5A3 as a pump-action when it's clearly an automatic? that's a bridge too far. sorry Shadow the Hedgehog (2005), but you've completely shattered my immersion

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  capMARVELOUS

• Nov 25, 2023

war is bad but giant robots are awesome

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  capMARVELOUS

• Nov 23, 2023

turmkey...

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  capMARVELOUS

• Nov 16, 2023

no, mr child protection services man, those aren't children digging in my backyard, those are dwarves

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  capMARVELOUS

• Nov 13, 2023

fetus sheldon be like "birthzinga"

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  capMARVELOUS

• Nov 10, 2023

some people call me the space cowboy, on a steel horse i ride...

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  capMARVELOUS

• Nov 9, 2023

babe, you're like hot soup on a cold night

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  capMARVELOUS

• Nov 6, 2023

tomboys
like if u agree

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  capMARVELOUS

• Nov 4, 2023

sorcerers be like "i'm a pyromancer," "i'm a hydromancer," "i'm a necromancer"
wizard please, how about you find a woman and romance 'er

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  capMARVELOUS

• Oct 31, 2023

i'm dressing up as season 1 walter white this year because my skull is too lumpy to look good shaved

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  capMARVELOUS

• Oct 29, 2023

you didn't know that everyone in space smokes and wears a three piece suit? i figured that was common knowledge by now

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  capMARVELOUS

• Oct 18, 2023

if twilight was gender-swapped i think it wouldn't be nearly as hated as it is now

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  capMARVELOUS

• Oct 14, 2023

I CAN DRAW WOMEN AGAIN

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  capMARVELOUS

• Oct 9, 2023

catholic tf2 scout be like "yo pops forgive me for i have freakin sinned"

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  capMARVELOUS

• Oct 1, 2023

IT IS THE SP00KY MONTH

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  capMARVELOUS

• Sep 25, 2023

i don't know how to draw women anymore... : (

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  capMARVELOUS

• Aug 14, 2023

today i am seven years old

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  capMARVELOUS

• Aug 8, 2023

"arcee is 9 feet tall" y'all better call me william afton the way i'm putting kids in that robot

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  capMARVELOUS

• Aug 6, 2023

brb editing all my discord messages to be funnier

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  capMARVELOUS

• May 30, 2023

young man, there's a leaf on the ground
i say young man, put the leaf in your mouth
i say young man, eat the leaf, do it now
eat the god-damn leaf off the ground

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  capMARVELOUS

• May 24, 2023

think i'm about out of "it is what it is" lads

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  capMARVELOUS

• May 18, 2023

the mainstream proliferation of dungeons and dragons and its consequences have been a disaster for the human race

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  capMARVELOUS

• May 12, 2023

birthday : )

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  capMARVELOUS

• May 10, 2023

we're so back

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  capMARVELOUS

• May 9, 2023

"I knew a man, a long time ago, who was just like you- thought himself higher and mightier than he really was. We crossed paths once, as he was chasing a similarly lofty dream, but he didn't think to stop and listen to my advice before he had made it impossible to take it. And in the end, his dream was taken from him before he could enjoy it, so he worked himself ten times harder than he could have for nothing. Does that sound like something you want to happen to you? Then you'd better get to reconsidering the nature of our relationship. You might be my Master, but I'm the one in charge."