we're so back (again)
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oh to be the guy at the aquarium who gets to dry off the baby seals
we're so back
keanu reeves shadow the hedgehog 2024
Hello. A statement regarding recent events: (1/?)
i prefer goth girls now
He is Risen
nyquil berry pie send status update
happy Ides everyone
remember to stab a politician to celebrate this special day
real wizards can appreciate a fine barbarian maiden
neil degrasse tyson the kinda guy to watch a movie with a psychic fetus and go "hmmm worms don't do that"
wife store still hasn't restocked
thank you pokemon platinum for completely ruining my taste in women
i miss 2000's white girl pop
if slavery is illegal then how come i can buy a black man at target for $12.99
(for legal reasons i am required to disclaim that the black man in question is a lando calrissian action figure)
we must tomboypill the world
happy leap day everyone! make sure you jump at least once to celebrate this rare occasion
how well does "dark side of the moon" sync with "end of evangelion," i wonder?
update: i made it
Farewell For Now, Comrades!
in just a few short hours, i'll be embarking on an adventure to the other side of the world!
i'll update y'all when i'm there safe and sound!
be excellent!
was thinking about giving up tomboys for lent but that's obviously not gonna happen this year lmao
the season of Lent begins tomorrow. good luck with whatever you choose to abstain from
wife store closed down for renovation... sad
what do you mean, the wife store is out of wives? the guy who was here before me just walked out with one! are you saying he took the last one? when are you expected to restock?
"overwatch" this, "overwatch" that
how about you come OVER to my house and we'll WATCH Bionicle: Mask of Light (2003) -
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