AThiefOfSpades

Just watched a video on stupid Yahoo answers and it was the highlight of my day.


One man needed to know if his plan to hit his chihuahua with a tire iron would work to knock him out,  because the dogs testicles had gotten caught in a mouse trap and the dog wouldn't let the owner get close enough to remove it. (Gotta be fake.)


Another person wanted to know if gay abortions should be legalized, because it's only fair to the gays. I don't think thats as big an issue as he thought it was....


A third person wanted to know if his son was gay...because she walked in on her son sleeping with a dude. Well, he's probably on the spectrum then.


A fourth person wanted to know whether their son was gay...because he no longer wanted to eat potato salad. No, that has no correlation. I mean, he still might be gay, but its more likely he just realized potato salad is super gross.


A fifth person wanted to know if gay people had feelings. I think the man in the video put it best with, "Well, they sure f***ing hate you."


A sixth person wanted to know why his arm started shaking and turned red whenever he ate dirt. Again, the person in the video put it best with the words, "You're not supposed to be eating dirt!"


LMAO

I need a new fandom!!

I'm watching that disney spy show and these two are tied by arms ankles and wrists yelling cause they can't escape. Um, I can see how tight those ropes are and I could slide out of that.Then it's a matter of hopping over to the blackboard and cutting the wrist ropes by slamming my hands into the side to get out. Or just sliding my hands out because that rope is not tight. And then untying my feet. Are you telling me I, the kid who sucks so bad at PE it's funny, is a better escape artist than a pair of gd spies? Disney, get yo shit together ok?

If I make some cash today, I can clean out all the Valentine's Candy at Gross Out tomorrow. YEAH

A giant long legged lab bigger than my pit bull stood on a desk, ran out a door, and surprise licked my face at my appointment today

500 error why

I need sleep why am I like this

Friendly reminder that if you go to the movie theater you need to look behind you before sitting down and if someone within 2 seats of you (within 2 rows and 2 seats in either direction) Is shorter than you are sitting down you need to MOVE SOMEWHERE ELSE. K thx

Why do I have to be bad at literally all 4 of my main interests but good at things like indoor skydiving that will never come in handy FFFFFT dumb as f

I love when random coincidences happen in shows. Like when this girls cheating ex-boyfriend showed up at the restaurant where she worked with another girl and the other girl was causing problems for the dear waitress, and one of the other waitresses told the manager and he walked over to investigate and ended up yelling at the male customer because it was his little brother? Ah yes. I live for that shit. 

Real quick should I go to the hospital because my vision blurred real damn fast in sort of a square shape and the blurry part was moving on the edge of my vision and truth I am prone to migraines but it was never like that before and Web MD freaked me out and it just went away but I'm slightly worried

When 3 staff have been on your page but you didn't break any rules...


Whut.

When I wake up from sleep, I'll reply to RPs. If I haven't gotten to you by tomorrow, SEND ME A PM OR POST ON MY PROFILE. It gets my attention

*See long comment on your post below*

If you ever need a pick-me-up or are having a supremely shitty day remember the story of the white supremacist who got his ass dragged on live TV when he took a DNA test and it came back he was 14 percent Sub-Saharan African or African-American. LMAO

Even if the GM is busy, it's super Shitty and AGAINST THE FUCKING RULES to take over their RP. Remind me never to rp with that person...

I wonder who is the oldest on here is. Not as in who was here first, but as in who is the oldest. By age. I know one person over 40, but...

I hate corrupt cops so bad. So, so bad. Please look up Sergeant McFarland of Lincoln Park. He deserves the death penalty tbh he almost killed a man wtf

What's the best place to sell used anime/manga online?

I hate when my brain makes a Sudden Startling Fandom Revelation for fandoms I am no longer in.


Like, cool, it's really great that the character I spent years obsessing over and thinking about how the books weren't diverse enough because there was like one black main character and that's it all of a sudden my brain wants to realize she is Latina BUT ITS TOO LATE I EXITED THAT FANDOM THREE YEARS AGO SO JUST GET OUT

How much does it cost to hire a private investigator bc gd I miss my little stepsister

tw tw tw: I keep ending up in the weird part of the internet bc instagram. Not even the regular part of the weird internet where it's "did I really just see two old white men rapping about Kermit and how frogs fornicate bc" but the weird TED TALK part of the internet, which is somehow even worse. What did I retain from tonight? A rape victim has just released a book WITH HER RAPIST (why) and there's now a hypermasculine genderswapped twilight that tries to destroy gender roles by enforcing gender roles. UM


I don't even have an opinion on the Twilight thing, but if I were going to form an opinion and my opinion fell in favor of using an erotic novel written for 12 year olds to destroy gender roles in this country, I'm just saying that that's not the way I would have gone about it. 

LEARNING TO DRAW CHIBI YEAH


I'm not a weeb I swear they're just supposed to be easy to draw especially of you're HORRIBLE WITH PROPORTIONS HEY

Why am I craving salami it's 10 at night and I'm not preggo


Body wtf

I'm lowkey like...I should make a dumb forumgame. And then I'm like: no I shouldn't! Should I...? Okay I'm gonna do it.