So if y'all wanna here about faulty ass genes, for years my ma has sneezed randomly a shit load of times during the day. Now I'M doing it.
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Firefox is bae. I prematurely hit enter and all I sent was f and somehow firefox knew I wanted facebook. Can I marry a search engine?
I HAVE BEEN TRYING TO GET BACK ON THIS SITE FOR HOURS. WHAT IS WRONG WITH GOOGLE CHROME? AAH
When you get a new notification and excitedly check and it's just the newsletter. *sigh*
I don't believe I've ever actually *seen* you steal a spade, thief
(cont in comments) My mom says she's going to cancel Netflix because she can never find anything to watch but whenever I watch shows she
I would fight my own body. Why tf is it doing this to me?
Whenever I think of RP names, they're either cop-out names or else names so bad they surpass being good and go right back to being bad
And you're like questioning your whole existence like...did I...make up...a word? I'm pretty sure both yesteryears and inward are a word wtf
When you're trying to correct an essay before turning it in but then you keep getting flagged on words that are spelled correctly?
DANG IT
I calculated the longest time one specific rper has gone without coming on and now I'm waiting patiently for Nov 25th
My fave mashup of all time you're welcome https://soundcloud.com/blanca-gamez-4/hey-hey-walk-it-out-mickey-trio-mashup
College is weird. I now have my favorite author's personal email...she's my teacher. I'm so lucky. How has this happened?
Wikipedia needs to get its shit together re: related articles. The names of baby animals have no correlation with pansexuality
I was aware my body was a shithead long before this but really? I've had a week off and the night before the day back I start getting ill?
LMAO my friend offered to help me narrow down and sort formula story ideas but I bet she was expecting 20 and got 181 and now she (cont)
I sympathize with the stepsisters in badly written Cinderella fanfiction. Like you named them Nikon and Hair, OF COURSE they're evil.
if someone hasn't been a lil bitch yet but all of their friends are little bitches that is NOT a good sign
I really hope this Friday the 13th doesn't end up with 1+ of my pets dying or the fire forcing me to evacuate my house
Happy Coming Out Day!
Boo fire but YAYY I HAVE NO CLASS TIL MONDAY but boo fire
Tbh it's kind of annoying that when other places get effed over by the weather y'all are concerned but no one is concerned about Cali. OK
California is in a state of emergency. there is no cell service where I am, we have a refugee center. Internet only at library on sporadical
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