Just bent over to grab my computer and my shirt is so large my cat's head got caught in my sleeve and she had to fight her way out poor bby
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I know I said tonight I'd reply, but my headache is making me feel I could die
*shoots an arrow to your page with a paper attached to it* "I have something special for you, check google docs. With much love, Bunbun."
ARRRGH I'm waiting on a reply and thesuspense is killing me I wanna jump through a window
NEVER READ THE YOUTUBE COMMENT SECTIONS EVER
when all you wanna do is reply but you aint sure whether a character died or nah so now you have to wait a minute
I'm super close-- like months away-- from ending a 1x1. And I've already finished 1...I might be the 1st person on rpn to finish not 1 but 2
I had a dream last night I was wearing braces on a rollercoaster w/ my little sister and I fell off and had to be held up by my braces...
Just made myself a strawberry maltshake mmm
@ my three remaining rpers-- will be gone all day, 2 week plans, soz
Oh my god you're here! I was about to go to bed!
I can't wait for Andi Mack to return. I hope they stop hinting Cyrus likes Jonah and have him come out and say it. Get it? Come out.
I have a very small lemon and his name is andrew
my cat keeps smacking me what did i do wrong hello domestic violence hotline
Oh god I haven't laughed this hard since last night when my mom gave a detailed description of my stepdad's farts
wtf is going on with the status updates right now I can't tell if people are joking or fighting
OH MY GOD MY CAT JUST WALKED UP AND RUBBED AGAINST MY PUP I'VE DONE IT AFTER ALMOST TWO YEARS THEY ARE FINALLY FRIENDS YES
L I'm watching a show with a famous child actress and the dad just said she might not be his...um, you and her mom are Mexican and she's
OH MY GOD I JUST GAVE SOMEONE ME EMAIL AND I ALMOST GAVE THEM THE WRONG ONE WITH THE EMBARRASSING NAME THANK JESUS FUCK
When you have to look up a new term on Urban Dictionary and you're like "please please PLEASE don't be gross"
Um Google trigger warnings would be appropriate. If I'm looking up ducklings, I obviously don't want a surprise dead duckling the fuck?
Even if it hurts, the best feeling ever is...
YAY THE WEIRD FREAKY BUG I WAS TRYING TO SUFFOCATE FINALLY DIED AND I FIGURED OUT WHAT IT IS
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