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  • Seven o'clock in the morning
    And the rays from the sun wakes me
    I'm stretchin' and yawnin'
    In a bed that don't belong to me
    And a voice yells, "Good morning, darlin", from the bathroom
    Then she comes out and kisses me
    And to my surprise, she ain't you
    Epax
    Epax
    I could tell it was too late
    He hopped up and said, "There's a mystery going on
    And I'm gonna solve it"
    And I'm like, "God please, don't let this man open this closet"
    Epax
    Epax
    He walks in the bathroom
    And looks behind the door
    She says, "Baby, come back to bed"
    He says, "Bitch, say no more"
    He pulls back the shower curtain
    While she's biting her nails
    Then he walks back to the room
    Right now, I'm sweating like hell
    Epax
    Epax
    Checks under the bed
    Then opens the dresser
    He looks at the closet
    I pull out my Beretta
    He walks up to the closet
    He comes up to the closet
    Now he's at the closet
    Now he's opening the closet...
    There are more planes in the sea than submarines in the sky.
    Kestrel
    Kestrel
    I never thought of it like that!
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