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Return and enlighten us with your shenanigans once more, compatriot.
pls?
I hope you're keeping well.
i am da real one source; trust me bro
The Kr3mlin would like updates on ur space expedition to retrieve the remains of Oppy, NASAs orphaned child on Le Mars. Respond or the bears get it.
Hello there stranger; Happy birthday from Excelsium Cafe.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY POMME!!!!1!!1!1!2 LET YOUR FAMILY BAKE YOU A CAKE TODAY AND STUFF YOUR SPACE WORM CHEEKS WITH YUMMY DESSERTS
Also I may or may not be in the process of drawing you a birthday thing but you didn't hear it from me
happy birthday bro
what steam game you want
giggity
I know ya may not want to see or read anything of me from now on, but I just wanted to send ya one last message and that'll be the last time.
Keep at the piano-playing, the 'oul German and of course the figure-skating, but be mindful not to strain your leg again.
Be sure to keep that schedule you were telling me about!
You're one of the smartest buckos I know, and the world's your oyster.
I had such an enjoyable time getting to know ya Pomme.
Take care and please, mind yourself.
See ya.
In a fight? Here is what you do, my friend.
Bring your chin down to protect your neck while continuing to stare in his eyes. Bring up your hands and say "I don't want no trouble ya hear". Flex your traps and core. Slightly bend your knees.
Here comes the important part. In a low voice begin to say "wolowolowolowolowolo" slowly increasing in volume. He should be surprised by now. Begin to sway side to side and loosen all facial muscles and your anal sphincter and your kegal muscle. By now you should be pretty loud and your opponent will have stepped back and appear visibly shaken.
Begin to piss and shit yourself and let your eyes roll to the back of your head. By now, you're chanting "WOLOWOLOWOLOWOLO" at the top of your lungs.
He will run away. Everyone within a one mile radius will feel a terrifying presence within their soul.
Marvel as you ascend into your planar form.
YOU'VE BETRAYED ME FOR THE LAST TIME. HAND OVER ALL THE FROGS YOU'VE CONFISCATED FROM ME.
I hope you're doing well and looking after yourself.
THIS IS JUICE. POMME. POMME JUICE. JUS DE POMME.
I'M GOING TO FIND KERO CHAN, YOU WENCH. YOU CAN'T STOP TRUE LOVE.
nevermind the marriage certified we had to sign
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