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Remember that your depression will lie to you.
No more high school settings.
Media has moved past the need for high school settings.
People who are NOT IN HIGH SCHOOL do not want to think about high school!
People who ARE IN HIGH SCHOOL do not want to think about high school!
In this TED talk I will-
take more naked photos of yourself when you're young. One day, you will look back on them with softer eyes.
One day I'll wake up without this heavy feeling.
Your heart's not broke, it's only growing.
it’s honestly so toxic to leave a desirable object under a box propped up by a stick
When you ask someone about love, why does it always turn into a conversation about heartbreak?
"pleasure to have in class" was code for gay.
Sometimes when I'm eating ice cream my brain goes "This food is very temperature, we learned what to do from soup" Then I blow on it.
Have game boy screens always been so small or am I just getting old?
There’s no proof that you aren’t hallucinating your entire life
this is the worst day ever so this guy offers me to bathe in this new-fangled bathtub and I'm taking the bath and its cool and the motherfucker starts chopping carrots in it. go do that somewhere else.
Ms. Indianana Jonesette and the Queendom of the Crystalle Skullabella.
love doesn't come from your heart, it comes from chemicals in your bran...or LSD
I mean is your blank blanked up?
So They guy behind me in line at the dispensary was not wearing a mask, not practicing social distancing and blasting Alex Jones on his phone. The stupid trifecta I was mad about it until the dispensary turned him away.
A cat but with steel wool for fur
would you rather have bird wings, bug wings, or bat wings?
Current Sexuality: Dave Bayley singing, "HA HA HA, Bless your soul"
Your profile is.. beautiful. Just all of it.
Can you even have a crush on a voice? Asking for a friend.
I swear tO GOD I'LL TURN THIS SENTIENT DUNE BUGGY AROUND AND WE WILL NOT BE SOLVING ANY MYSTERIES TONIGHT!!!
Help me come up with shitty criptids.
Honestly! I'm so sick of having to point a shotgun at my mother from the second story of my house at 2 a.m while she yells, "Come on! Let me in! I'm so tired!" up at me.
"Um, no. My mom doesn't even live in this time zone!" I yell back, "Try again!"
Slowly, her face darkens and she turns and heads back into the woods. -
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