DerUbermensch

Oh my friend. I know well you will not return. It has been a year since you have left, but I still remember when you were here.

I leave a flower on your wall, until the next time you see it, whether it be in the other world, or this one.

Green iz best!

From Hell's heart, I stab at thee..for hate's sake, I spit my last breath at thee..

I so wanna WAAAGH!!!

I got another RP for the brave or insane: https://www.rpnation.com/threads/project-griffin.335938/

Hey there! Thanks for the follow, friend!

Happy Norooz to all!

If you got the guts or the insanity: https://www.rpnation.com/threads/murderhobo-the-rp.316454/

New shopping list: Advil, engineering paper, multicolor pens.

Enjoy a Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year, but holidays should be both happy and healthy.  Stay safe out there folks!

The only thing I wonder these days is where did my RP buddies from the past have gone to.

Ugh, having a laughing fit for no reason at all.

ParaCom lives!

Lookin down, da barrel of a gun,


Gruntin at each uvver


Frough big sharp teeth, sayin dis one'll give us some fuuuun


Fourteen Orks on a humies ship, killin anything that isn't greeen


Gruntin at each uvver! "ERE WE GOOO"


Frough big sharp teeth sayin "Times are getting leean!"


Everyfin in dis part o space belongs to da Orks! FULL SPEED!


One lone Ork left ta steal da loot, wishin' it hadn't turned out sooo


Frough big sharp teeth sayin "I shoulda let the pi-lot goooooooo!


WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH


Gruntin at each uvver, frough big sharp teef sayin "I was da un who saw it first!"

Going to do a new RP test.  This time, a new evolution of evil imperils humankind: 

Eh, that's life.

Now looking for some RPs.  Preferably XCOM-esque ones.

Is it me or do the best RPGs go boom?

To WAAAGH or not to WAAAGH in Dawn of War III?  That is the question.

Silly humies, with their fancy choppas.  ALL REAL ORKZ USES DAKKAS OR SMASHAS!  WAAAGH!












OOC: It's actually really cool tbh.  Reminds me of my first PnP character, a Black Shield named Jester  

You still alive, Uber?

I shall unleash the power of Gork and Mork!

Drive me closer!  I want to hit them with my sword!

Hey, not sure if you're in the US and/or watch the news, but apparently a bunch of clowns are trying to lure kids into the woods in SC.  The police searched for them but couldn't find them yet the kids keep seeing them come back (along with a few residential adults) and it sounded just like a horror movie, which made me think of how this scene would play out when Doom Guy finds out.

*Kids playing happily in their backyards by the woods.  Clowns appear.*



Clown: Hey kids, you wanna come to the woods to play?  We've got money. *Shows money*


Kids: Nah, Mr. Guy told us not to follow Clowns if we saw them, and to let him know when you guys show up again.
Clown (pauses): Wait- who?


Kids (happily): Mr Guy!  You know?  Big, buff, has a helmet on but no sleeves on his vest?  Oh hey Mr. Guy!

*Clowns all twitch, turns around to see Doom Guy cracking his knuckles behind them*

"If you will not serve in combat, you will serve on the firing line."


--Every Commissar in Dawn of War