Salmon all fronts, I feel compelled to continue the beary good compilation of puns, and yet wish to bear my soul and say that I love your profile pic. Enjoy today, enthusiast of ursine creatures! o7
"A long time ago, before the time of man there was a humanoid race far more advanced than our own. They had settled all their differences, and simply devoted all their time into the self-gain of learning. This race was known as the Aspera. Though they may no longer be here, their ruins still...
Remember kids: don't go through the process of nuclear fission, because you will die probably. If you're gonna do it, get some protection, like a lead blanket. Just don't eat that blanket... You will surely die.