RpNation

Thou dare go as far as to attack my wife !!! well sir you leave me no choice ..... Your mother was a tavern wrench whom I bedded multiple times

Haha, thou art a fine jester! The only thing thou hast laid with is thine own sister! She is the one "woman" whom could survive more than a mere moment in thine presence!

Thou can ask any fine woman in these fine lands about my skills in the bedroom and in combat .... you shall find that their "experiences" will be much to my favor

Hah! How art thou so foolish? Thine is unknown, without name! Not a lord in this land has knowledge of thee, thou art a disgrace. A whoremongering, drooling imbecile! Thine possess no combat ability, and no exploits that tell of thine skill. Should thou'st wish a real test of metal, then I do bid thou to cometh, cross blades with me!

It would be beneath me to give thy the privilege of dying by my sword you Boil-brained , Beetle-headed Swine !!!

OH AYE? WELL THOUST BE OF LITTLE INTELLIGENCE!